A psychological treasure was discovered recently in the hallowed halls of Bailey dorm. Carpet stains have been uncovered that could hold the key to unlocking the peculiar psyche of the freshman male. The potential possessed by these stains has the Psychology department swooning and Mr. Hermann Rorschach himself dancing in his grave. PC could be looking at big grants and government pay-outs in anticipation of their impending research.
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