On March 31st, Presbyterian College declared their decision to change PC’s mascot, formerly Blue Hose, to Blue Jeggings.
Absurd? Not really. With changes in other aspects of PC’s appearance, we need to throw away those old hose and move into modern fashion. In fact, 78 percent of the campus, including faculty, are on board with the changes. One male student even excitedly claimed that the new change “gives him permission to wear jeggings to class.” He’ll be comfortable and school spirited. You go, dude!
The main concern, however, is getting jeggings large enough to fit on the fighting Scotsman. PC has contacted several tarp and parachute fabrication companies and have made progress in solving this dilemma.
To those of you who have problems with the new mascot, remember: Hose run, but jeggings last forever.
Disclaimer: The views expressed in this article are meant in jest and should not be taken seriously. All quotes should be assumed falsified and should not be held agains the alleged speaker. This article is part of the BlueStocking’s April Fools Holiday prank and does not necessarily reflect the direct views of Presbyterian College or of the BlueStocking Newspaper. Thanks for caring enough to read the disclaimer. Merry belated April Fools to you, kind sir!