1) Wrecking Ball by Miley Cyrus – And the award for the best “Surprisingly Good Song Overshadowed by an Awkward, Semi-erotic Video” goes to… wait did that girl just lick a hammer?
2)The Fox by Ylvis – What does the fox say? Not much unless it’s to a catchy club beat and accompanied by two Norwegian guys singing in fox costumes.
3) Don’t Drop that Thun Thun Thun by Finatticz – We don’t know what it is. You don’t know what it is. Just don’t drop it and everything will be fine.
4) Cruise by Florida Georgia Line feat. Nelly – Who said country and R&B don’t mix? Oh yeah, it was you. Sorry about that. But hey, don’t be ashamed of what you like. Just roll down your windows and do what feels right.
5) Blurred Lines by Robin Thicke – If you’re afraid to admit that you like this song, we don’t blame you. We wouldn’t admit it either. It’s probably best to play this one on low if you want to avoid being bludgeoned to death by the nearest feminist. Just sayin.