Name: Clay Wren Hometown: Columbia, SC 1. What is your favorite GDH meal? – Lasagna! 2. Finish this statement: “I think PC should…” – Get rid of a[…]
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I chose Presbyterian college, because I knew that no other college would give me the opportunity to talk about myself seriously with a bit of exaggeration and sarcasm for the school newspaper.
Rather than the suffocating humidity of the South, Seville is just plain hot.
When I was little I used to beg my parents to give me chocolate after breakfast; I’d eat all of the Hershey’s Kisses out of the candy dish!
3. If you could find any mythological creature, what would you want to find?
Probably a dragon, but at a safe distance of course
“We are pleased to inform you that you have been accepted at Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry following graduation from Presbyterian College,” read the ambiguous letters that have caused such a stir.
“What bug? Oh, that stain on the bottom of my shoe?”